The Worlds First Ever MPee3 Player!
Hot to the market is the world’s first 'MP3' player that takes its charge from Human Urine! That’s right Human Urine! It’s the latest technology to hit the MP3 player market and is set to define the standards for all MP3 players to follow suit! Players from this point on will be called the MPee3 Players!
This unique device can be powered by either Male or Female Urine, it comes with the required connectors to supply the device with plenty of juice! Some would think you could use any urine however it must be of the human variety, one of the developers of the technology had this to say – “Human urine is electronically charged, it’s not a great deal however there is enough charge in there to power an MP3 player when used correctly. Eating fruits and drinking fruit juice help the process”. They really have thought of everything with this product, it even has a customizable smellcancelling effect – stick in your favourite aftershave or perfume and the device optimises smell appeal!
If you thought BBe+ Technology was a bonus on your MP3 player, this players pEE+ sound technology takes you to a whole other world. Next time you got to go, don’t waste it! Juice up your MPee3 player and feel refreshed.
Features
- Worlds First MPee3 Player
- Powered solely by human urine
- Power connectors supplied
- pEE+ Sound technology
- Features a customizable smellcancelling effect to counter any smell issues
- 8GB Storage
- Enough charge to last you until Pee O'clock
In the Box
- Worlds First MPee3 Player
- Urine power connector
- A choice of three natural counter scents
- Included antibacterail gloves and wipes
- Earphones
Something you would buy??
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